The Bard of Avon as Elizabethan talking-head anchorman?
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears - you wont believe what's goin' on! But if I tickle you, will you not laugh?
Jon Lajoie is a Montreal-based comedian who, after graduating Dawson College’s theatre program in 2001, became a hit man to supplement his non-existent income from acting. “Between 2001 and 2007 [he] assassinated (in a ninja-like fashion) an estimated 40,000 people, and an estimated 9,000 fish. (In early 2004, demand for assassination was low, so for three months he held a part-time job as a fisherman)."
That averages out to 15.65 human and 3.52 fish assassinations a day. Busy bullets spell burnout so he decided to let laughs be his Luger and is now slaying YouTube audiences, neatly laying them out in the aisles.
"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears - you wont believe what's goin' on! But if I tickle you, will you not laugh?
Jon Lajoie is a Montreal-based comedian who, after graduating Dawson College’s theatre program in 2001, became a hit man to supplement his non-existent income from acting. “Between 2001 and 2007 [he] assassinated (in a ninja-like fashion) an estimated 40,000 people, and an estimated 9,000 fish. (In early 2004, demand for assassination was low, so for three months he held a part-time job as a fisherman)."
That averages out to 15.65 human and 3.52 fish assassinations a day. Busy bullets spell burnout so he decided to let laughs be his Luger and is now slaying YouTube audiences, neatly laying them out in the aisles.
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